If I have seen it once, I have seen it repeatedly. A Ford
F-250 was used to crash through the front of a business to steal an ATM. I
can't recall seeing any other truck used, but I am sure there are other brands
and weight class trucks and cars used for this crime. It is so frequent and
deliberate, that even our top cop had his truck stolen from his driveway. I
asked one of our police lieutenants why they steal Ford trucks and if I
remember correctly, they learn how to grab this specific truck in prison
school. I say school, because that is where criminals learn their tricks. By
the way, our prisons are full of guilty criminals, contrary to what some would
like the general population to believe.
"What should I do if I own one of these Ford F-250 ton
trucks?" I asked. "Sell it," was his immediate answer. The truth
is almost no vehicle is exempt from being stolen if the criminal has done their
homework and is devious enough to take on the task. However, for arguments
sake, let's play with this a bit. What if the media stirred up the public over
3/4 ton Ford trucks, but took it a step further and demonized all 3/4 ton
trucks and the companies that build accessories for them. They push it to the
point that if you own one, you are part of the problem. never mind that the
only crime you have on record is slow-rolling through a stop sign.
It goes without saying that Ford and possibly Toyota, Nissan, GMC, and
Chrysler would have their lobbyists in full combat mode to fight any legislation
and anti-rhetoric the media (and Alec Baldwin, Jimmy Kimmel, and the entire
gaggle of The View honkers) righteously bellowed. FOMOCO (body by Fisher) would
organize incentives to get more people into their high dollar pick-em-up trucks
and happy Ford owners would be depicted as flag-waving skinhead rednecks on the
youtube channels. Most likely they would also be homophobes and racist too.
There would be a flurry of marches by the various liberal
groups demanding justice and somehow somewhere one of these trucks would run
into a playground or school and kill some innocent chirren. It would not be
noted by any news source that the driver of the truck was a criminal fleeing
from law officers. The cops would be portrayed as racist and heavy club wielding
incompetents and more fuel would be thrown on the fire.
All across the country, high school and college students
would stage mass protests over the use and ownership of not just Ford F-250
trucks, but all 3/4 ton trucks and being easily persuaded and inexperienced,
they would feel a sort of liberation and this would give them hope. First and
foremost, they would demand softer bumpers and trucks with less carrying
capacity. Second, they would want a bill passed that forced current owners to
remove the ability of these trucks to carry a 3/4 ton load. "Who needs a
truck that can carry 1500 pounds? That is ridiculous! Trucks kill"
One 31 year old bussed-in "college senior" screams
at the camera and shouts, "Do you even realize that during an average ATM
heist, the truck and damage estimate is almost $150,000 and you idiots can't
see that the Ford truck is to blame?" There is an immediate loud chorus of
cheers and one student throws a rock and busts out the window of a police
cruiser. The angry crowd has signs condemning violence, but is seriously
getting rowdier by the moment.
Two months into this media frenzy, counter claims begin to
surface on youtube where Ford owners talk about never using their truck to
crash into buildings or to steal ATM's. Sadly, the media has saturated the
collective consciousness of the country and everyone is sick of hearing about
it. But the damage has already been done to many easily impressed people. Their
conclusion is that all 3/4 ton trucks are the real bad guys, not the criminals
that used them. Happy truck owners never bought into the negativity, so nothing
changed there. Six months later another Ford 3/4 ton truck used to steal yet
another ATM, overshoots a corner and plows over tiny babies at a day care center
and the whole outrage starts again. The message here is all 3/4 ton trucks kill
people, not just Ford's.
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