I read the news sources available on the Internet maybe four or more times a day and for starters, I watch KPRC with Owen and Rachelle to get the local stuff. Including the changing and erratic weather and traffic reports, almost everything is doom and gloom. You know that and I “ain’t tell you nuthin’” you don’t already know.
I am amazed on a daily basis that in this whole great big world, this is all that makes the news. I mean , seriously? Isn’t there something worth reading besides Kanye West speaking at Oxford University? Your opinion of this man’s genius may differ from my own, but I can’t help but believe everyone in attendance didn’t leave with less brain cells than they had when they sat down.
I wish I was one of the millions of men, women, and children who get their vicarious adventure fix by watching organized sports (not really, but it would probably help satisfy my urges). I mean I could spend thousands of hours memorizing stats and shopping for jerseys and stuff, but alas, that doesn’t do it for me.
Well, there are all the events where thousands of anxious people gather and revel to live music and massive amounts of food, or book a cruise to go where everyone else has gone before… Nope. It just doesn’t sound appealing to me.
Maybe I should get a professional grade helmet and a GoPro camera and do something extreme, like ride a half-broke Cape Buffalo through a 6-foot high drainage pipe lined with punji stakes and copper-headed cobra rattlesnakes! That would really be an adventure now wouldn’t it? I could upload the video (or my bride could after my funeral) and it would have 16 quadzillion hits on YouTube and make the Today Show’s viral video list for maybe one day.
Of course, something as adventurous that video would be auto-tuned with music something like “Ain’t nobody got time for dat!” and become a comedy staple on the Internet, which incidentally would earn a tidy sum for my bride, book deals, maybe a movie...
The list of potential adventures is a mile long and according to the colorful advertisement on the cable box, real adventure is simply watching the many shows concerning crime, murder, infidelity, financial ruin, and celebrity going-ons. Through the magic of streaming media, we can watch Madonna fall off the stage 50 times in a row and laugh each time. Now that’s adventure! (Insert rolling of the eyes here).
Lately I have discovered that real adventure is meeting new people. My little computer repair business (PC Repair Done Dirt Cheap) has brought a whole new group of interesting people into my life and it seems every one of them is interesting. Just the other day I sat in the home of famous writer Jim Finley while he tried to convince me how totally and helplessly ignorant he is about computers and as hard as he tried, I just couldn’t see it. Other than a couple of unpreventable blips his system was experiencing, it appeared the gentleman had a very sound grasp of his system.
We chatted stories back and forth as much as time would allow and after all these years, I got some face time with a true newspaper pundit and even some sought after advice. We both agreed that the current folks running the paper are one of the best moves forward for the Baytown Sun in a long time and that Jane Lee is groovy awesome.
Few hobbies have brought as much adventure, fun, and down-right challenge into my life as the game of Geocaching. It can be played by anyone with a Smartphone, simply by downloading the correct App and registering for a free membership at geocaching.com. You don’t have to be in great physical shape or health to find many of the “caches”, so don’t deny yourself due to your own physical limitations. Many seniors enjoy this game.
Tomorrow at the Baytown Nature Center, I will be teaching a Geocaching 101 class from 10am to noon down on the point. Admission to the park is 3 bucks and the class is free. It will be cold and windy and… fun. If you have an Android-based phone, download C:Geo and if you are an Applehead, get this one: Geosphere.
Try to arrive fifteen minutes early and if you want to score big with the teacher, bring a few kolaches and donuts to share. I promise if you attend this class, it will open up a whole new world of outdoor adventure for you and your family.