'Twas the Winter Solstice
with our apologies to
Clement Clarke Moore or Henry Livingston
By Texas DreamCacher
'Twas the Winter Solstice in George Bush Park
And cachers began to gather - even though it was dark;
Packs were loaded and batteries checked
While GPSR's were hung 'round their necks;
The gate was still chained and padlocked,
But Baytown Bert said, “It's time... says my clock.”
“On geogeex, Team Trogladyte and AaronBarbee,
Z_Malloc, ggmorton and Nebulous703....
Move Nov64, agtitan, GreatBirds... ya hear?
We'll let slo-poke, TDW bring up the rear!”
And so it began long before daylight,
11 brave cachers sallied forth, unaware of their plight;
The morning sky was cloudy and gray,
Looked it 'twould be a perfect caching day;
Down the path they all trod as they all tried to be first,
Little did they know that this would bring on a big thirst.
But more on that later, we've only begun,
The litter of cachers started having great fun;
For efficiency, simplicity and speed,
we would sign as a group, it was agreed;
Solstice Swarm, said someone we could sign as SS,
But after a discussion we decided that wasn't the best;
Approaching the first cache, we needed a name,
“Sign it SOL!” someone said, “even though it is lame”.
SOL is for Solstice which really doesn't suck,
But we know that you'll refer to us a S*** Out of Luck.
We found the first cache and were proud of ourselves,
So we hiked on some more, like good little elves;
At the second cache as a group we struggled,
Later found out that it had been muggled;
The DNF did not dampen our mood,
As the third cache showed up right where it should;
Through briar, bramble and thorn we did travel,
As the “T.E.X.A.S.” series we began to unravel;
The leader would switch off and on during the day,
And most everyone could show us the way;
Except for one cacher who showed up in short pants,
He led us through barbwire, thorns and fireants;
He would find the cache, 'though we had to donate,
Pints of blood for the survival of this asylum inmate;
All went well until we finished “S.A.X.E”,
It was at that time that we lost the first three;
“Hey, where ya going, just what is the matter?”
“We're hot and we're tired and we've run out of water”;
So they left without shame and vanished behind a tree,
As the rest of us started to complete the “T”;
We had only seven more caches to log;
At one of them we saw a whole herd of hog;
When the series was finally done,
At least 50 smilies we each had won;
So as we parted ways and BaytownBert we did hear,
We had a great time caching on the shortest day of the year!
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